Mom: -opens door- Hey, are you hungry—why are you sitting in the dark?
Me: Because I’m a bat, mommy.
In other news,
my momma is going to a job interview tomorrow and she’s actually nervous.
Let me tell you that isn’t normal, my mom as my dad puts it “eats people” (in a Godzilla sense, I guess…wait does he eat people?).
She’s making the whole family nervous because she’s never like this.
She was just like,
and rolling around. It’s pretty upsetting while being hilarious at the same time.
# mom # i hope she gets it if its a good job # it would mean less commuting for her
Mom: One day, I’ll paint your fingernails.
Dad: Oh yeah? One day, I’ll paint one of your teeth black.
Rofll, such normal dinner conversation at the Lee household~
Got dem bitches roses,
Bitches love roses.
rofl, they’re not bitches, crazy maybe, but not bitches. xD
I bought my grandma and mom a dozen white/pink roses for mother’s day.
And cleaned the entire house and helped Rachel make breakfast for them :3
Later, we’ll going to eat dinner with the familyy~
Dad: So you’re cooking tomorrow, right?
Mom: No way, I don’t cook, I’m a bad mother. -laughs-
She really isn’t, she just never cooks…ever xD
- Mom: Does this foundation look better?
- Me: No, it makes you look dead and pale...
- Dad: Oh, that's nice.
- Me: Okay, you look like you've had the life sucked out of you by a dementor.
- Dad: That's better.
