• Dad: I kept this picture because I thought it looked cool.
• Me: -jokingly- You're such a hipster.
• Dad: ...fuck you.

Me: I’m gonna marry a Korean boy.
Dad: Me too.
Me: Bahahah.
Dad: So tall and stud-ly. Then you can call him “my little kimchi.”

omg Dad, why.  

-mom is a little tipsy-

Dad: -to me and my sister- Hey! Maybe I’ll get lucky tonight!
Me: WE ARE YOUR CHILDREN.
Dad: So, that was inappropriate?  
Me: VERY.

I just burned two of my fingers because I dropped the leftovers from last night’s dinner. So, my dad comes to see if I’m okay and tries to find ointment for the burn.

He comes back, kisses the fingers I burned, and tells me to soak my fingers a bowl of soy sauce. 

It was the nicest and strangest treatment for a burn I’ve ever had.

And now he just reheated more of the leftovers for me, I might cry.

Dad: I need to go to costco to buy movie tickets.
Me: But, I already bought my harry potter ticket.
Dad: No, for winnie the pooh.
Me: 

-at supermarket-

Me: That’s a cute balloon. -points at bell pepper balloon-
Dad: -whispers- It has a penis.
Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dad: I’m a bad example.

Mom: One day, I’ll paint your fingernails.
Dad: Oh yeah? One day, I’ll paint one of your teeth black.

Rofll, such normal dinner conversation at the Lee household~

Me: Don’t give me too much riceee.
Dad: -puts in amount pictured above-
Me: -look of disbelief-
Dad: What? Too much?

Me: -cutting my dad’s hair-
Dad: I didn’t have to cut anything in the front, my hair is thinning, I can never have Bieber bangs.
Me: -laughs-
Dad: That’s okay, I can buy the bangs at the store anyway.

Dad: I have to pee so bad that I think my penis will explode right off when I go to the bathroom.

My dad says such lovely things while he’s driving.~

• Dad: -folding clothes- I can tell this is your shirt.
• Me: What makes you say that? 8D
• Dad: You wear this girly delicate shit.

Me: Heyy, isn’t that a cool chair? -points at screen-
Dad: -puts hand to computer screen- I guess so. Feels pretty cold to me.

I went driving yesterday for the first time. It was awesome.~
My dad didn’t believe me when I said I never drove before. He assumed that I drove someone else’s car before yesterday. He’s insane if he thinks that I would drive someone’s car because all my friends know how clumsy and awkward I am. >///< And the real reason I want to drive is because my dad falls asleep at the wheel often, however he doesn’t know that.

He was proud of me though and said I learned fairly quickly. :3 (Better than my mom, but that’s obvious since it took her 10 years to get a license xD) I can’t wait to go practice againn.

Dad: So you’re cooking tomorrow, right?
Mom: No way, I don’t cook, I’m a bad mother. -laughs-

She really isn’t, she just never cooks…ever xD

• Mom: Does this foundation look better?
• Me: No, it makes you look dead and pale...
• Dad: Oh, that's nice.
• Me: Okay, you look like you've had the life sucked out of you by a dementor.
• Dad: That's better.